Santa Clause Conquers The Martains

Santa Clause Conquers The Martains is a film in Year 20 it is widly considered on of the worst films of the year.

=Plot=

Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus (Sylvester Stallone), start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children (Verne Troyer), (Haley Joel Osman) that lead the group of Martians (Tara Reid), (Shawn Waynes) to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians then take Santa and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar (Nicholas Cage), a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Santa before they get to Mars, but their leader Lomas(Shawn Waynes) stops him. When they arrive on Mars, Santa, with the help of the two Earth children and a rather simple-minded Martian lackey (, Christen Slater), overcomes the Martians by bringing fun, happiness and Christmas cheer to the children of Mars.

=Cast=

Santa Clause                                Sylvester Stallone

Children                                    Verne Troyer, Haley Joel Osman

Martains                                    Tara Reid, Shawn Waynes, Nicholas Cage, Shawn Wayes

Martain Lackey                              Christen Slater

=Reception=

=Box Office=

The movie bombed with a production budget of $100 million. THe movie opened to $10,029,774 and had herendous legs finishing with $19,010,042. Stunningly even though the movie did bad the movie had a sequel to it called The Martains Fight Back.

Critics The movie was horrible everyone rated it bad the movie got 10 nominations and won 3 razzies.

Banned In Asia

The movie was rated so bad that it was banned in India, Sri Lanka, and China, and Isreal. In Russia the movie played in 1 theater and after 2 people saw it and almost died they banned the movie from Russia. In Italy six people died so the Italian mobsters almost killed Uwe Boll. In Africa after the cannibals saw this movie they wanted Uwe Boll's head.

Uwe Boll vs. Nicholaus Cage

Nicholaus Cage after seeing the turnout of the movie wanted out on the second movie but was convinced by Uwe Boll to go in. After the second the movie was so bad Nicholaus Cage decided to leave, Uwe Boll and him started a massive fight in the media luckily though Uwe Boll was arrested for 2 months so the fight stopped.